Post by B.E.N. on Aug 23, 2006 22:33:18 GMT -5
I've got a few. How 'bout you?
Sarah- "Oh, they're so adorable at that age!"
Doppler- "Oh, yes. Deplorable--uh...adorable."
Amelia- "Let me make this as...mono-syllabic as possible. I don't much care for this crew you hired. They're--now, what was it, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee."
Arrow- "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am."
Amelia- "There you go--poetry!"
Scroop- "Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business."
Jim- "Why? You got something to hide, bright eyes?"
Scroop- "Maybe your ears don't work so well."
Jim- "Yeah...too bad my nose works just fine."
And now for...*drum roll*...the B.E.N. quotes!
B.E.N.- "Solitude's fine. Don't get me wrong, but--for Heaven's sakes--after 100 years...YOU GO A LITTLE NUTS!"
B.E.N.- "I am, umm...my name is...uhh..."
Morph- "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
B.E.N.- "B.E.N.! Of course, I'm B.E.N.! Bio-Electronic Navigator. And you are...?"
Jim- "Jim."
B.E.N.- "Ah, what a pleasure to meet you, Jimmy!"
Jim- "It's Jim."
B.E.N.- "Anyway--"
Jim- "Look, I'm kind of in a hurry. I've got to find a place to hide and there's pirates chasing me."
B.E.N.- "Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates! I don't like them! I remember Captain Flint. This guy had such a temper--"
Jim- "Wait, wait. You knew Captain Flint?"
B.E.N.- "I think he suffered from mood swings, personally. I'm not a therapist in any way, but I--you let me know when I'm rambling."
B.E.N.- "I'm sorry. My memory isn't what it used to be, I've...lost my mind. I've lost my mind! You haven't found it, have you?"
Jim- "Look, if you're gonna come along, you're gonna have to stop talking."
B.E.N. "Huzzah! Oh, this is fantastic! Me and my best buddy out looking for a--uh...being quiet."
Jim- "And you have to stop touching me!"
B.E.N.- "Touching and talking. That's my two big no-nos."
B.E.N.- "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?!"
Jim- "B.E.N.! Quiet!"
Jim- "Okay, I'll get the map. You wait here--"
B.E.N.- "Roger, Jimmy. I'll neutralize laser cannons, sir!"
Jim- "No! No, B.E.N.--"
B.E.N.- "Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me! Ra-da-da da-ra-da-da...Disable a few laser cannons--what is the big deal? All we gotta do is find that one little wire--oh, mama."
B.E.N.- "Ooh, bad, B.E.N.! Bad! Okay...fixing!"
Jim- "That stupid robot's gonna get us all...killed."
Scroop- "Cabin boy!"
B.E.N.- "Okay, don't--now, don't panic. Breathing in...breathing out."
B.E.N.- "Jimmy, I...I don't know about you, but...I-I'm starting to see my life...pass in front of my eyes. At least, I think it's my life. WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPÉ?!"
Jim- "You go back and help the Captain and Doc. If I'm not there in five minutes, leave without me."
B.E.N.- "I am not leaving my buddy, Jimmy--unless he looks at me...like that. BYE JIM!"
B.E.N.- "Jimmy, that was...UNFORGETTABLE! I know you don't like touching, but...get ready for a hug, big guy, 'cause I'm gonna hug ya!" *Jim hugs him back* "Hey, you hugged me back. Oh, I promised myself I would cry! *sobs loudly* Does anyone have a tissue?"
Okay, I'm done. At least...I think I'm done. No, wait! Yeah, I'm done.
Sarah- "Oh, they're so adorable at that age!"
Doppler- "Oh, yes. Deplorable--uh...adorable."
Amelia- "Let me make this as...mono-syllabic as possible. I don't much care for this crew you hired. They're--now, what was it, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee."
Arrow- "A ludicrous parcel of driveling galoots, ma'am."
Amelia- "There you go--poetry!"
Scroop- "Cabin boys should learn to mind their own business."
Jim- "Why? You got something to hide, bright eyes?"
Scroop- "Maybe your ears don't work so well."
Jim- "Yeah...too bad my nose works just fine."
And now for...*drum roll*...the B.E.N. quotes!
B.E.N.- "Solitude's fine. Don't get me wrong, but--for Heaven's sakes--after 100 years...YOU GO A LITTLE NUTS!"
B.E.N.- "I am, umm...my name is...uhh..."
Morph- "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"
B.E.N.- "B.E.N.! Of course, I'm B.E.N.! Bio-Electronic Navigator. And you are...?"
Jim- "Jim."
B.E.N.- "Ah, what a pleasure to meet you, Jimmy!"
Jim- "It's Jim."
B.E.N.- "Anyway--"
Jim- "Look, I'm kind of in a hurry. I've got to find a place to hide and there's pirates chasing me."
B.E.N.- "Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates! I don't like them! I remember Captain Flint. This guy had such a temper--"
Jim- "Wait, wait. You knew Captain Flint?"
B.E.N.- "I think he suffered from mood swings, personally. I'm not a therapist in any way, but I--you let me know when I'm rambling."
B.E.N.- "I'm sorry. My memory isn't what it used to be, I've...lost my mind. I've lost my mind! You haven't found it, have you?"
Jim- "Look, if you're gonna come along, you're gonna have to stop talking."
B.E.N. "Huzzah! Oh, this is fantastic! Me and my best buddy out looking for a--uh...being quiet."
Jim- "And you have to stop touching me!"
B.E.N.- "Touching and talking. That's my two big no-nos."
B.E.N.- "SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?!"
Jim- "B.E.N.! Quiet!"
Jim- "Okay, I'll get the map. You wait here--"
B.E.N.- "Roger, Jimmy. I'll neutralize laser cannons, sir!"
Jim- "No! No, B.E.N.--"
B.E.N.- "Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for me! Ra-da-da da-ra-da-da...Disable a few laser cannons--what is the big deal? All we gotta do is find that one little wire--oh, mama."
B.E.N.- "Ooh, bad, B.E.N.! Bad! Okay...fixing!"
Jim- "That stupid robot's gonna get us all...killed."
Scroop- "Cabin boy!"
B.E.N.- "Okay, don't--now, don't panic. Breathing in...breathing out."
B.E.N.- "Jimmy, I...I don't know about you, but...I-I'm starting to see my life...pass in front of my eyes. At least, I think it's my life. WAS I EVER DANCING WITH AN ANDROID NAMED LUPÉ?!"
Jim- "You go back and help the Captain and Doc. If I'm not there in five minutes, leave without me."
B.E.N.- "I am not leaving my buddy, Jimmy--unless he looks at me...like that. BYE JIM!"
B.E.N.- "Jimmy, that was...UNFORGETTABLE! I know you don't like touching, but...get ready for a hug, big guy, 'cause I'm gonna hug ya!" *Jim hugs him back* "Hey, you hugged me back. Oh, I promised myself I would cry! *sobs loudly* Does anyone have a tissue?"
Okay, I'm done. At least...I think I'm done. No, wait! Yeah, I'm done.