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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 10, 2007 0:57:35 GMT -5
"ENOUGH!" B.E.N. shouts, stepping between the two and bracing a hand against each of them, playing the referee in the matter, "Why do you two have to fight and argue? I mean, does fighting really get anybody anywhere? Why can't we all just put our differences aside and be friends, huh? What do you say?"
He grins nervously as he is caught between two impatient glares. No doubt, he is in the perfect position to be quickly dismantled and scrapped if it comes down to that.
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Post by aug325 on Jan 10, 2007 13:20:59 GMT -5
Jack looked at Auggie. "Can I kill him?" Auggie glared at Jack. "NO! Deal with him Jackie." "But it will be quick and painless, he won't feel a thing!" "JACK! He may be annoying, but Benji's my friend! and your not to harm a hair on him! Understand?"
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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 11, 2007 0:00:46 GMT -5
"Umm...Auggie," B.E.N. taps her shoulder to get her attention, "I'm a robot. I don't have any hair--although I always wondered what it might be like to have some right here on my head. What do you think?"
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Post by aug325 on Jan 11, 2007 19:08:36 GMT -5
Auggie glared at B.E.N. "It's a metaphor, Benji." she said struggling to keep her temper under control. Jack spoke up. "Look, I got Liz aboard me ship and-" "WELL WHAT DO YOU NEED ME FOR!!!" Auggie thundered, paying no attention to the hundreds of eyes that were staring at her. Jack sighed. She was always like this when he mentioned another women. "I need your keen sence of tracking abilities-" "What about your compass?" she asked. "You got that from me friend Tia Dalma, can't it show you what you want?" Jack hesitated. "Urm...." Auggie broke into a grin. She finally understood. Jack wanted her, but he also wanted Elizabeth, and he wanted 100 souls but he also wanted to stay safe on land. "AHH! I see...." She said beaming. "Little Jackie Sparrow does not know what he wants!" "Ya know, yer friend Tia said the same thing" Jack grumbled.
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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 13, 2007 1:00:20 GMT -5
"Oh. Well, I probably should have warned you," B.E.N. continues, "I take things literally, so let me know in advance next time you use a metaphor."
When Auggie suggests that Jack doesn't know what he wants, B.E.N. misunderstands the whole thing and runs to fetch a menu. He returns with it and plops it in Jack's hands.
"If you aren't sure what you want, just have a look through here," he explains, "The Benbow has a number of dishes to choose from. I hear the purp juice is quite tangy. Take your time and order whenever you're ready."
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Post by aug325 on Jan 13, 2007 13:45:48 GMT -5
Auggie, suddendly laughed hystically. Jack raised his eyebrows at the robot. Then he reached for his cutlass. "Now can I kill him?" "JACK!" Auggie said scornfully as she slapped his face. "Not sure I deserved that." Auggie rolled her eyes, she glared at him. "You deserve every single slap I throw at you Jackie, don't you forget it." "Captain Jack Sparrow!" "Whatever!" Auggie rolled her eyes and said to B.E.N. "His compas is unquie." "AUGGIE!" Jack said sornfully. They never stopped arguing. "Yer not to tell him what it does!" "Why." Auggie said nonshalantly. "I trust him." She smiled at the robot. Jack looked around hesitantly. "But I don't..... Let's make way to the Peral, were wasting time." "I'm not to set foot on that stupid carcol mass ya call a ship! Were goning my way!" Jack sighed. "Why do we hate eatch other so?" he asked. Auggie glared at Jack. "Right. Stupid question, sorry." Jack said as he saw her gaze.
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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 14, 2007 1:13:06 GMT -5
A shrill yelp of fear escapes B.E.N. as he dives for cover behind Auggie when Jack draws his cutlass. He peeks around her shoulder, his metal clanking rapidly as he shudders nervously.
"Hey, come on, the food's not that bad here!" he offers, then glances up at Auggie as she confirms that she trusts him, "Yeah, what's not to trust? So what's the story behind the unique compass?"
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Post by aug325 on Jan 16, 2007 12:58:17 GMT -5
Jack rolled his eyes. "well, I suppose I could tell you, since you'll forget anyway," Auggie snorted. "My compass does not point north, but it points to the thing you want most in this world." "Not your hearts desire though." Auggie said. Jack glared at her. "What you want, and your hearts desire are very too different things." She said as though she were an expert. Jack muttered something under his breath that sounded remarkably like, "stupid little know-it-all"
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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 18, 2007 0:41:07 GMT -5
"Wow! That's--my goodness! That's amazing!" B.E.N. reacts with typical unnecessary excitement, leaping out from behind Auggie and pacing around as he talks, "You mean,like, if I had that compass while I had been marooned, it might have led me to freedom or something?"
He squares off in front of Jack and stares up at him with the fascination of a child listening to a fairy tale and believing every word. His wide-eyed expression is practically begging for more information.
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Post by aug325 on Jan 18, 2007 14:42:28 GMT -5
Jack considered. "No." He said beaming. "Belive me, I've been marooned, tried it, it only showed me how to get something like food, or-" "Rum." Auggie cut him off grinning. She knew the story too well. "You never wanted to leave that island." She said, grinning, almost laughing even. "The rum runners used that island, you just wanted to lay on your safe little beach drinking rum." Jack blinked, he looked taken aback. "Well, I got off at a grand total of three days alright!" Auggie rolled her eyes. She went closer to B.E.N., and whispered to him. "He got off with a pair of sea turtles strapped to his feet." She smiled as B.E.N. belived every word. Jack herd her, he interupted. "Well anyway, the point is it can only show you things. Not..... emotions, or spirtal needs or things like that.... Savvy?" "Lair." Auggie muttered giggling. She knew he wanted his rum the whole time on that island.
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Post by B.E.N. on Jan 19, 2007 1:07:17 GMT -5
"Oh, then that thing would have been of more use to Captain Flint," B.E.N. sighs, then goes into a rant about the most feared pirate in the galaxy, "I'm not kidding, this guy drank...like a fish. It's a wonder he didn't change colors from that nasty stuff--ugh!"
His eyes widen in amazement as Auggie tells him Jack escaped an island by strapping sea turtles to his feet. Believing every word of it, in his mind, he views Jack as an extremely talented person.
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Post by aug325 on Jan 19, 2007 10:53:37 GMT -5
Auggie suddendly remembered that she hated Jack, and then glared at him. "Well, I'll ask ye again, Jackie why ya need me?" "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow." Auggie rolled her eyes. "You got muntinyed apon. You're a poor Captain, and I won't call you Captain until I think you have rightfully earned the title. Savvy?" She grinned apon using Jack's catch phrase. Jack glared at her. "Fine. but only I can say Savvy. Savvy?" Auggie rolled her eyes. "Fair enough." she aggreed. Jack unfurled the story to her. "I got Will board the Flying Dutchman, surving as a faith payment to Davy Jones, Elizabeth will use my compass to find the chest, and-" Auggie's eyes widened. "JACK!" She thundered at him. "Yer using yer best friend to comit a lifetime of survatude in your name, while your tricking his own sweetheart into finding the chest for you?!?" Jack hesitated, then he grinned. "Yup! That's about it in a nutshell." Auggie's ears narrowed in annoyance. "And your gonna use me as a scapegoat to round up enough soals for Davy Jones ta save your own skin?!?" Jack nodded. Auggie glared at him. "Jack, your a decitfull man, and I changed my mind. I'm not going to help you!"
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Post by Lady of the Black Water on Jan 20, 2007 12:32:15 GMT -5
Amelia said: I can help you at Save you Ship, I want See the black pearl...I have only hear about that..not see it..
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Post by comicgeek on Jan 28, 2007 18:13:12 GMT -5
OOC- I'm beginning to sound like a broken record. Sorry for not posting in a month.
BIC-
"Sorry, but I gotta go right now!" Auggie said as she rushed back into the Benbow.
"She was in a great hurry to get somewhere," Kiera's mother said as she took a few steps to go after the girl.
Kiera moved to stand in her mother's way, not wanting her to get her nosey self into this pirate mess. "So, mom, you're back early," the alien girl said to her mom with a forced smile. She glanced at Jim and saw him smirking at her, not bothering himself to help her in this mess until he was fully needed.
"Oh! I found so many useful things!" the mom said, completely distracted by this new question. "I have them all at the house. You should come see!"
Before anyone could protest, Kiera's mom grabbed her daughter by the arm and started to drag her away while talking her head off. Kiera tried to pull away, but her mom was too forceful. She gave a glance back to Jim and glared at him when seeing him wave goodbye to her from the Inn's porch.
"Now that wanna-be pirate is gone, I'll be able to get to the bottom of this without putting every pirate friend I know in danger," Jim said to himself as he walked back into the Benbow.
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Post by aug325 on Jan 29, 2007 13:09:39 GMT -5
Auggie looked as if she would kill the Cat-Women. "Thank you me la-DIE!" Auggie suddenly grabbed Jack's face, with her claw like fingernails, and yanked his face to hers. "Look Jakie! You stay quiet! She doesn't even know the full situation! I know you! You will not hurt anyone else! Or me for that matter, nothing in this blasted universe is going to change me mind!! I'M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU!!" She snarrled. "Nothing?" Jack asked innocently, breathing his awfull breath in her face. Auggie coughed. Five times worse then Scroop's breath. "LOOK JACKIE, I-" she paused when she saw Jim enter the inn. Her eyes sparkled, she suddenly got a look of determination. Jim's mother would kill her for it, but..... She grabbed Jack by his neck and threw him into a table were a bunch of dense looking aleins were sitting. Jack crashed into the table, and the aliens got angry, Before they knew it, a brawl was in the Benbow Inn. Auggie grabbed Jim's hand and pulled him down and they crawled on the floor, missing the punches and throws going about the Inn. "Sorry bout that Jimmy." Auggie said as they finally made it outside. "Had to do something to get that slimy git off my tail." Jim didn't smile. Auggie's ears sunk low, she knew she was in trouble.
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